

I wanna be that blog that when I log on someone will think
yay she’s online

cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth


i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
